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The Words: Macalester's English Student NewsletterSenior Newsletter Editors:
Birdie Keller '25
Callisto Martinez '26
Jizelle Villegas '26
Associate Newsletter Editors:
Ahlaam Abdulwali '25
Sarah Tachau '27
by Ahlaam Abdulwali ’25
With the start of the new school year, the newsletter editors wanted to find a way to introduce the new (and old) student workers. A fun fact? Boring. A syllabus for a class about their lives? Done before. Instead, we had each student worker write a storygraph for their fictional memoir. If you want to learn more about Birdie’s non-mysterious life or Cal’s love for Warrior Cats, you can read the storygraphs below!
A Book That Always Stays Open: A Brief Introduction to Lucy Flack (’27)
Moods:
- happy 75%
- emotional 28%
- relaxing 40%
- curled up in bed 30%
- reflective 36%
- hopeful 45%
- challenging 18%
- inspiring 20%
- funny 15% and/or 49%
- lighthearted 19%
- adventurous 8%
- mysterious 0%
- whimsical 9%
Pace: medium 50% | fast 30% | slow 20%
Plot or Character Driven? Character: 54% | A mix: 25% | Plot: 11%
Strong Character Development? Yes: 83% | It’s complicated: 10% | No: 2%
Loveable Characters? Yes: 86% | It’s complicated: 12% | No: 1%
Related texts / people also enjoyed:
- ● The Great Believers – Rebecca Makkai
- ● The Harry Potter Series – She Who Must Not Be Named
- ● The Last of the Really Great Whangdoodles – Julie Andrews
Soundtrack for film adaptation:
- ● “Oldies Station” by twenty one pilots
- ● “Medicine” by Dayglow
- ● “Saint Simon” by The Shins
- ● “Fool’s Gold” by Briston Maroney
- ● “Dumbledore’s Farewell” by Nicholas Hooper
- ● “Nobody” by half•alive
- ● “cardigan” by Taylor Swift
- ● “So Many People” by Two Door Cinema Club
First line: “You know when a dog comes up to you—tail wagging, tongue out and smiling, already so full of love for you? That’s me: perfectly content with trading in zero ‘mystery factor’ for a smile or two.”
Certified Lingerer: A Journey Through Ahlaam’s Past Lives (Ahlaam Abdulwali ’25)
Moods:
- emotional 40%
- happy 55%
- reflective 76%
- hopeful 86%
- funny 30%
- lighthearted 20%
- adventurous 1%
- mysterious 1%
- relaxing 1%
Pace: medium 70% | fast 28% | slow 2%
Plot- or character-driven? Character: 60% | A mix: 24% | Plot: 6%
Strong character development? Yes: 60% | It’s complicated: 30% | No: 10%
Loveable characters? Yes: 80% | It’s complicated: 19% | No: 1%
Related texts / people also enjoyed
- Anna Karenina -Leo Tolstoy
- Quicksand -Nella Larsen
- Bodega -Su Hwang
Soundtrack for film adaptation
- “Un Millón” by The Marías
- “Is It a Crime” by Sade
- “Francis Forever” by Mitski
- “Selfless” by The Strokes
- “Full Moon” by Brandy
- “Supermodel” by SZA
- “Pintura” by Patio Solar
- “Nagma” by King Khalid
First line: “There are infinite ways to pronounce my name, and, for each pronunciation, there are infinite versions of me.”
Coffee Shop Cryptid: The Odds and Ends of Birdie Keller (’25)
Moods:
- Mysterious 0% (this is an OPEN book)
- Identity Crisis 30%
- Emotional 80% (crying is good for you)
- Stargazing 12%
- Funny? 10%
- Cozy Blankets and Candles 86%
- Tense 5% (when there are unread emails)
- Wanting a Cat 100%
Pace: Alternates between breakneck and very slow. (99% of the book occurs before 10am.)
Plot or Character Driven? Character: 98% | A mix: 2% | Plot: 1% (The plot sneaks up on you)
Strong Character Development? Yes: 73% | It’s complicated: 22% | No: 5%
Loveable characters? Yes: 96% | It’s complicated: 4%
Related texts / People Also Enjoyed
- The Dreamer Trilogy by Maggie Stiefvater
- A Psalm For the Wild-Built by Becky Chambers
- The Kingdoms by Natasha Pulley
- The Broken Earth Trilogy by N.K. Jemisin
- Under the Whispering Door by TJ Klune
- Tender by Sofia Samatar
Soundtrack for film adaptation
- “Two Birds” by Regina Spektor
- “Blue Healer” by Birdtalker
- “Altalena” by Lino Cannavacciuolo
- “Talk it Up” by Sammy Rae & The Friends
- “King” by Florence & The Machine
First line: “It was a tragic day when Birdie lost their favorite pen.”
Winds Whisper Songs and What Ifs (Vivian Montgomery ’28)
Moods:
- emotional 86%
- funny 59%
- adventurous 51%
- reflective 43%
- sad 33.3%
- inspiring 33%
- hopeful 29%
- lighthearted 20%
- dark 10%
Pace: medium 75% | slow 27% | fast 16%
Plot or Character Driven? Character: 79% | mix: 46% | Plot: 34%
Strong Character Development? Yes: 67% | It’s complicated: 43% | No: 23%
Loveable Characters? Yes: 63% | It’s complicated: 39% | No: 12%
Related texts / people also enjoyed:
- Percy Jackson by Rick Riordan
- Dear Evan Hansen by Steven Levenson
- Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling
- Heaven Offical’s Blessing by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu
- Starry River of the Sky by Grace Lin
- Loveless by Alice Oseman
Soundtrack for film adaptation:
- “Passing Through” – Kaden MacKay
- “From the Start” – Laufey
- “Could Have Been Me” – The Struts
- “People Watching” – Conan Gray
- “Talk Too Much” – COIN
- “Until I Found You (with Em Beihold)” – Stephen Sanchez, Em Beihold
- “Talk to Me” – Cavetown
- “0X1=LOVESONG (I Know I Love You)” – Tomorrow X Together
- “Revenge Party” – Mean Girls
- “You Will Be Found” – Dear Evan Hansen
- “Seventeen” – Heathers
- “More Than Anything (Reprise)” – Hazbin Hotel
First line: “Learning to love is hard, but learning to be loved the right way is harder.”
La Chicana Rockera: Jizelle’s Place in a Weird World (Jizella Villegas ‘26)
Moods:
- happy: 78
- emotional: 93%
- relaxing: 3
- wanting to be a vampire: 72%
- funny: 90%
- spooky: 100%
Pace: medium: 72% fast | 19% slow| 9%
Plot- or Character Driven: Character: 65% | A Mix: 20% | Plot: 15%
Strong Character Development: Yes: 60% | It’s Complicated: 30% | No: 10%
Loveable Characters: Yes: 75% | It’s Complicated: 20% | No: 5%
Related Texts/People Also Enjoyed:
- ● Ophelia After All by Racquel Marie
- ● Borderlands/La Frontera by Gloria Anzaldua
- ● The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chobsky
Soundtrack for Film Adaptation:
- ● “Somewhere I Belong” by Linkin Park
- ● “Chinese Satellite” by Phoebe Bridgers
- ● “Weird Fishes/Arpeggi” by Radiohead
- ● “The Perfect Girl” by The Cure
- ● “Matenme Porque Me Muero” by Caifanes
- ● “Bull Believer” by Wednesday
- ● “I Still Do” by The Cranberries
First Line: “I’ve lost my voice many times because I screamed too hard at a concert the night before.”
Whimsical Winnie’s Wondrous Adventure of Life (Winnie Hilker ‘25)
Moods:
- emotional 89%
- sad 45%
- tense 70%
- dark 15%
- reflective 89%
- hopeful 90%
- challenging 40%
- inspiring 65%
- informative 8%
- funny 79%
- lighthearted 80%
- adventurous 65%
- mysterious 1%
- relaxing 1%
Pace: medium 55% | fast 65% | slow 3%
Plot or Character Driven? Character: 90% | A mix: 40% | Plot: 50%
Strong Character Development? Yes: 90% | It’s complicated: 20% | No: 8%
Loveable Characters? Yes: 55% | It’s complicated: 39% | No: 20%
Related texts / people also enjoyed:
- Looking for Alaska by John Green
- Double Fudge by Judy Blume
- Silver Linings Playbook by Matthew Quick
Soundtrack for film adaptation:
- “Two of Us” by the Beatles
- “Frances” by Role Model
- “Red Wine Supernova” by Chappell Roan
- “Unwritten” by Natasha Bedingfield
- “State of Grace” by Taylor Swift
- “Tears Dry On Their Own” by Amy Winehouse
First line: “As she looked up from her paisley print jeans, Winnie realized she had been staring out the window all day long.”
Still Figuring It Out: A Memoir of a Life in Progress (aka Naming This Was Way Too Stressful of a Decision to Make) (Peyton Williamson ‘27)
Moods
- lighthearted 79%
- emotional 60%
- funny 53%
- adventurous 42%
- relaxing 29%
- hopeful 26%
- stressful 18%
Pace: medium 55% | fast 40% | slow 3%
Plot- or character-driven? A mix: 56% | Character: 34% | Plot: 28%
Strong character development? Yes: 72% | It’s complicated: 18% | No: 8%
Loveable characters? Yes: 67% | It’s complicated: 39% | No: 9%
Related texts / people also enjoyed
- The Princess Bride by William Goldman
- Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë
- Normal People by Sally Rooney
- Anne of Green Gables by L. M. Montgomery
- The Starless Sea by Erin Morgenstern
- The Lord of the Rings trilogy by J. R. R. Tolkien
Soundtrack for film adaptation
- “Long Live” by Taylor Swift
- “Everywhere” by Fleetwood Mac
- “Almost (Sweet Music)” by Hozier
- “Everlong” by Foo Fighters
- “Forever” by Noah Kahan
- “Georgia” by Phoebe Bridgers
- “Wide Open Spaces” by The Chicks
- “Fast Car” by Tracy Chapman
First line: “Sometimes I’ll tell a story of something that happened to me once, and then realize I was explaining a book plot the whole time.”
Tachau’s Trials and Tribulations (Sarah Tachau ‘27)
Moods:
- Pretty ok 70%
- Calm 70%
- Sponge-like level of observance 50%
- Quiet 50%
- Distracted 40%
- Adventurous 0.05%
Pace: Slow and steady 70% | Fast 2% | Medium 1%
Plot or Character Driven? Character: 20% A mix: 10% Plot: 80%
Strong Character Development? Yes 50% | Depends on how you define that: 80% | No: 2%
Loveable Characters? Yes: 80% | Maybe: 10% | No: 10%
Related texts / people also enjoyed:
- Letters to A Young Poet by Rainer Maria Rilke
- What is Found There/ An Atlas of the Difficult World/ The Fact of a Doorframe by Adrienne Rich
- On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous by Ocean Vuong
- Circles on the Water by Marge Piercy
Soundtrack for film adaptation:
- “Waltz (Better Than Fine)” by Fiona Apple
- “Ooh La La” by Faces
- “All My Friends” by LCD Soundsystem
- “The Good Times Are Killing Me” by Modest Mouse
- “Steamboat” by Adrianne Lenker
- “Triple Dog Dare” by Lucy Dacus
- “A Month Or Two” by Odie Leigh
- “Not Dead Yet” by Lord Huron
- “Dancing in the Dark” by Bruce Springsteen
First line: “I don’t know how to start a fire, but I do know it cannot possibly be done if we’re all worrying about our little worlds falling apart.”
The third largest moon & their off-the-record archives (Cal Martinez ‘26)
Moods:
- Sleepy: 99.99%
- Social (around dogs and horses): 98%
- Just a little guy: 92%
- Sarcastic: 88%
- Caffeinated: 87%
- Witty: 79%
- Anxious: 73%
- Clumsy: 49%
- Existential: 47%
- Social (around humans): 38%
- Indecisive: 34%
- Productive: 9%
- Making unethical publishing decisions: <5%
Pace: Slow: 10% | That of a slow burning candle, and then a smoke alarm: 80% | Fast: 10%
Plot or Character Driven? Plot-driven: 8% | Character-driven: 39% | Coffee-driven: 53%
Strong Character Development? Yes: 60% | It’s complicated: 18% | It’s mental illness: 22%
Loveable Characters? Yes: 43% | More lovable dogs than human characters: 52% | No: 5%
Related texts / people also enjoyed:
- Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky
- Crookedstar’s Promise by Erin Hunter
- The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath by Sylvia Plath
Soundtrack for film adaptation:
- “Strawberry” by Andrew Montana
- “Slide Tackle” by Japanese Breakfast
- “Like A Dog” by Jordana
- “Not Strong Enough” by boygenius
- “Sweet Tooth” by Maya Hawke
- “Your Best American Girl” by Mitski
First line: “Old postcards of places they’ve explored only through their ancestors, morning sun in full brightness stretched across a lavender duvet, a half-greenhouse of pothos plants and montesteras, and a barking foster dog, all cheering for Callisto to at least throw their covers off of their head; and still, they hit the snooze button.“
Thank you to all the student workers for taking the time to make a storygraph for their fictional memoir! Not storygraphed here: Eva Sturm, Bea Lloyd, and Delilah Acosta