The Newsletter Editors’ ~Very Real~ Astrology Charts

By The Words Editors

Kira “Cosmic Giggle” Schukar ’22

Sun: When Harry Met Sally (1989)

Moon: Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019)

Rising: Disney’s The Princess and the Frog™ (2009)

Chloë “the moon is gay” Moore

Sun: Jo March / evermore

Moon: Elizabeth Bennett / folklore

Rising: Maeve Wiley / reputation

Alice “I don’t know what to put in the quotation marks” Asch

Sun: Landry Clarke

Moon: Tami Taylor

Rising: Matt Saracen

Patrick “Patty Boy” Coy-Bjork

Sun: Hadestown

Moon: Next to Normal

Rising: Kinky Boots

Zoë “Hiking Heels” Roos Scheuerman

Sun: Lavender Cold Brew

Moon: Quad Espresso

Rising: Miel