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The Newsletter Editors’ ~Very Real~ Astrology Charts

By The Words Editors

Graphics by Kira Schukar ’22


Kira "Cosmic Giggle" Schukar

Kira “Cosmic Giggle” Schukar ’22

Sun: When Harry Met Sally (1989)

Moon: Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019)

Rising: Disney’s The Princess and the Frog™ (2009)


Chloë "the moon is gay" Moore

Chloë “the moon is gay” Moore

Sun: Jo March / evermore

Moon: Elizabeth Bennett / folklore

Rising: Maeve Wiley / reputation


Alice “I don't know what to put in the quotation marks” Asch

Alice “I don’t know what to put in the quotation marks” Asch

Sun: Landry Clarke 

Moon: Tami Taylor   

Rising: Matt Saracen


Patrick “Patty Boy” Coy-Bjork

Patrick “Patty Boy” Coy-Bjork

Sun: Hadestown

Moon: Next to Normal

Rising: Kinky Boots


Zoë "Hiking Heels" Roos Scheuerman

Zoë “Hiking Heels” Roos Scheuerman

Sun: Lavender Cold Brew 

Moon: Quad Espresso

Rising: Miel